Dan Gilbert: Mao, Mao, Mao, How Do You Like Me?
This is the exact number of fucks I give about the Hornets.
How can this guy manage a check book, let alone an NBA team? Does he ask his accountant to dip into other clients’ funds for his benefit?
Dan Gilbert, King of Comic Sans, is really making a push to top David Kahn for the “Biggest Joke in the NBA” award. He whines and complains about LeBron James leaving Cleveland (Take a look at the Cardinals to understand how a team should react when their biggest name leaves, idjit). Now he runs to Daddy Warbucks when the Lakers get a great player while giving up their entire front court in the process. He even bitches to Stern in an e-mail about how this deal hurts the Cavs in terms of revenue sharing. He doesn’t even mention if the deal is bad for the Hornets, the team he supposedly owns 1/29th of. Guess what, asshat. The Lakers and Rockets own 2/29ths combined. That trumps you.
You’d think this clown knew something about decisions.